brvdleysoileau:

how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl

(Source: howsth1s)

4 months ago // 369,829 notes

it’d be nice to get a “hey i’d fuck you” every once in a while

4 months ago // 554,352 notes

mishayourface:

welcometoellaytown:

egberts:

egberts:

why cant you surf microwaves

because theyre too small

THIS TOOK ME LITERALLY 5 FUCKING MINUTES TO GET

I told my dad this and he threw the tv remote at me

4 months ago // 98,045 notes
#TeamSlightlyAttractive

og-wan-kenobi:

shitrodsays:

chellzisyeezus:

#OnlyWhenDaLightsOff

#OnlyWhenImDressedUp

#WithTheRightCameraAngle

4 months ago // 9,875 notes